Best Jokes

Summer vacation was over and young Jack returned to school.

Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Jack was misbehaving.

"Wait a minute," mother said. "I had Jack with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."

A mother brought her child to school to register him. However, the child was only five and the age required was six.

“I think,” the mother said to the principal, “that he can pass the six-year-old test.”

“We’ll see,” replied the principal. Then to the child, the principal said, “Son, just say a few words that come to your mind.”

“Do you want logically connected sentences,” asked the child, “or purely irrelevant words?”

I wanted to thank everyone for defining the word "plethora" for me...

It means a whole lot to me!