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Hipsters hate rivers...

Too mainstream.

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I’ve just reset my password to DelicateLuggageHandler...

I was told it had to be case-sensitive.

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Moe: Did you hear about the trouble in the bakery last night?

Joe: No, what happened?

Moe: Two stale buns tried to get fresh.

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Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food. The cost of living is going up everywhere. I’d be happy if just one thing went down.

Little Johnny: Dad, here’s my report card.

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