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Favorite this joke A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. Once, at dinner, he offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful.
The guest let out a huge gasp. When he was finally able to speak, he choked out, "I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are the first one I've met who passes out a sample of it."
Wife: "You remember when you bought me this blue dress?"
Husband: "I don't remember."
Wife: "It was on my birthday! And this red gown?"
Husband: "On your birthday?"
Wife: "No... on our anniversary! Don't you remember?"
Husband: "Honey, I'm not good at remembering colors or dresses. I better at remembering prices, those I remember very well!"
I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400. I said, "I'd like large bills, please."
She looked at me, confused, and said, "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
Michelle: I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?
Irina: It's just that my feelings toward him weren't the same any more.
Michelle: Are you returning the ring?
Irina: No way! My feelings toward the ring haven't changed one bit!
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