What dog says “meow”?
A police dog working undercover.
Here's a list of the latest computer related best-sellers...
- A Tale of Two CD's
- Gates of Wrath
- Gone with the Windows
- War and PC
- Moby Disk
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.