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Favorite this joke Apple plans on releasing the very first iCar...
But it has a problem installing Windows.
What did the conductor say when asked to play "The Messiah"?
"I don't think my orchestra can Handel it."
A man had just bought a parrot at an auction after some very spirited bidding.
"I suppose that bird talks?" he said to the auctioneer.
"Talks!" was the reply. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"
Electile Dysfunction - the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President, put forth by either party in the 2016 election year.
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