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Favorite this joke A friend of mine one day hadn’t eaten in over twelve hours. He says to me, “Man, I’m hungry!”
I quickly reply, “I thought your name was Alfred, not hungry?"
The brain is a wonderful organ...
It starts working the day you are born, and stops the day you fall in love...
Teacher: "Little Johnny, spell 'blind pig'."
Little Johnny: "B-L-N-D, space, P-G."
Teacher: "You forgot the two I's."
Little Johnny: "No, I didn't. A blind pig has no I's."
At the gates of heaven, a new arrival, George, noted that there were two paths, one marked Women and one marked Men. He took the latter path and found that it lead to two gates.
The gate on the right had a sign that said: "Men who were dominated by their Wives." The gate had a long line of men waiting to go in.
The sign on the left read: "Men who dominated their Wives." There was only a scrawny little fellow at this gate.
George, before deciding which gate to go to, went over to the scrawny man and asked, “Why are you at this gate?”
The little fellow replied, “I don’t know. My wife just told me to stand here.”
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