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Halfway through dinner one night, our friend told us of his days playing football in college as a defensive lineman.

“Did you play sports in college,” his wife then asked me.

“Yes,” I answered. “I was on West Point’s shooting team.”

“That’s great,” she said, appropriately impressed. “Offense or defense?”

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  • shopin55 : i lettered in crosscountry if anyone cared. voted

    • barber7796 : i would not qualify for either i can not hit t he size of a huge barn. got my vote anyway