Best Jokes

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"Those are fighting words where I come from!"

"Well, then why don't you fight?!?!"

"Cause I ain't where I come from!"

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posted by "Pshark1998" |
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Chicken 1: “Bawk bawk!”

Chicken 2: “Bawk bawk!”

Chicken 1: “I can’t believe we haven’t come up with a new sound yet.”

Chicken 2: “Perhaps we need to think outside the bawks.”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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The reason Tinker Bell didn’t have a tail was to make the story more realistic.

After all, no one really believes in fairy tails...

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posted by "Marty" |
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What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris-sites!

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |