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While I was working in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband.

When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs.

"I don't know his size," she said, "but my hands fit PERFECTLY around his neck."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask.

It hides the perpetual look of annoyance I have for most people.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down.

He says it’s an inside joke.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the University's intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |