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Favorite this joke 1796 -- WISE – 1878
Here lies the body of Ephraim Wise.
Safely tucked between his two wives.
One was Tillie and the other Sue.
Both were faithful, loyal, and true.
By his request in ground that's hilly
His coffin is set tilted toward Tillie.
"Those are fighting words where I come from!"
"Well, then why don't you fight?!?!"
"Cause I ain't where I come from!"
Chicken 1: “Bawk bawk!”
Chicken 2: “Bawk bawk!”
Chicken 1: “I can’t believe we haven’t come up with a new sound yet.”
Chicken 2: “Perhaps we need to think outside the bawks.”
The reason Tinker Bell didn’t have a tail was to make the story more realistic.
After all, no one really believes in fairy tails...
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