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A hypochondriac told his doctor he was certain he had a fatal disease.

“Nonsense,” scolded the doctor. “You wouldn’t know if you had that. With that particular disease there’s no discomfort of any kind.”

“Oh no!” gasped the patient. “Those are my symptoms exactly.”

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Govinda" |
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There are different types of country dancing.... square, round and line.

No one ever told me you need a year of geometry before you can learn to dance!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "jermin" |
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Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here.

Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow.

Boss - What time will you get here?

Me - Monday.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor.

When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.

"Oh," said the counselor, "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse?"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |