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Did you hear about the new surgery kit that lets the patients sew up his own incisions?

It's called Suture Yourself.

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A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works.

Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing. The mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?"

The husband says, "You haven't used the one I got you last year."

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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude . . .?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

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A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were dumb to stand up.

One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?”

He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

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posted by "HENNE" |