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3 votes

Interviewer: "Congratulations on winning the lottery."

Farmer: "Thank you."

Interviewer: "Do you have any special plans for spending all of that money?"

Farmer: "Nope. Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming until the lottery money is all gone."

3 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

Up in Maine a motorist came across a lonely hut and interviewed the proprietor with a view to writing up the locality.

"Whose house is this?" he asked.


"What in the world is it built of?"


"Any animals natural to the locality?"


"What sort of soil have you?"


"How about the climate?"


"What do you live on chiefly?"


"Have you any friends?"


3 votes

posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

3 votes

posted by "greens52" |
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I pulled a muscle digging for gold...

No worries though, it's just a miner injury.

3 votes

posted by "greens52" |