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$10.00 won 3 votes

Judge: What is the prisoner charged with?

Lawyer: He is a camera enthusiast.

Judge: But you can’t put a person in jail because he is crazy about taking pictures.

Lawyer: He doesn’t take pictures, your Honor, just cameras.

3 votes

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

Prison is just one word to you...

But for some people, it's a whole sentence.

3 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$25.00 won 3 votes


- You've dreamed you were preaching, only to awaken and discover you were.

- A church picnic is no picnic.

- You wish people would die at more appropriate times.

- Instead of getting "ticked off," you get "grieved in your spirit."

- You're tempted to take an offering at a family reunion.

- You've ever wanted to "lay hands" on a deacon's neck.

- Everybody stops talking when you enter the room.

- You sometimes stretch the truth at a funeral.

- You've suffered an anxiety attack while playing Bible Trivia Pursuit.

- The ideas you bounce off board members really do.

- You get your second wind when you say "And in conclusion..."

3 votes

posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

Be careful when you follow the masses...

Sometimes the "m" is silent!

3 votes

posted by "catlover" |