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3 votes

Tourist: "The flies are awfully thick around here. Don’t you ever shoo them?"

Native: "Nope, we just let them go barefoot."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
3 votes

-- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
-- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
-- The more garbage you put up with, the more garbage you are going to get.
-- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
-- Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
-- Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.
-- When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
-- If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
-- There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
-- Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chickens didn't exist yet!

3 votes

$25.00 won 3 votes

Saw a sign at a store that said, "We treat you like family."

I'm not going in there.

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "aod318" |