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Favorite this joke The economy is going to be so bad that...
1. I will get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. You will order a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter will ask, "Can you afford fries with that?"
3. McDonald's will be selling the 1/4 ouncers.
4. CEO's will be playing miniature golf.
5. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you may have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
"I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling his psychiatrist.
"I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. You can imagine, I found this very disturbing, and in fact I woke up immediately, and couldn't get back to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come. Then I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this strange dream?"
The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding, "A Coke? You call that a breakfast?"
A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after had to attend a wedding. He asked an officer for a pass and was told he had to be back by 7 p.m. Sunday.
"You don't understand, sir," my friend said. "I'm in the wedding."
"No, YOU don't understand," the officer replied. "You're in the Navy."
NEW!!! In Safeway Stores Everywhere... Google brand cell phones in a can!
You can find them in aisle '6' next to the latest I-Phone '7'.
'Generic' SD Memory Cards can be found in the 'pharmacy'.
Phone 'chargers' can be found, where else, but in 'Automotive' Department.
To Activate: Read directions carefully on cell phone can. When Google wrote the activation directions, he must have temporarily lost his own 'memory card'. So directions may be quite erratic and hard to follow. Good luck!
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