Best Jokes

Why did the man show up for jury duty with a towel and sunscreen?

Because when he called in to make sure he had to come downtown to serve, the jury coordinator told him to come prepared to stay all day in the jury pool.

"I saw the doctor you told us to see."

"Did you tell him I sent you?"

"Yes, I did."

"What did he say?"

"He asked me to pay in advance."

Two doctors decided to invest in an Air BnB. Despite all their marketing, they couldn't attract even a single customer.

Eventually, they decided to call their venture "Doctors Without Boarders."