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I’m working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins...

I call it 'Baptismal Font.'

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I have a phobia of German sausages...

Yes, I fear the wurst!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My daughter called me at work to say I had received a call from "Josh" at the bank regarding my account.

Returning the call to my bank, the operator asked what Josh's last name was. I explained that he hadn't left his last name.

Then she asked for his department, and I said that I didn't know that either.

"There are 1500 employees in this building, ma'am," she told me rather sharply.

So I asked her for her name.

"Danielle," she said.

"And your last name?" I asked.

"Sorry," she replied, "we're not allowed to give last names."

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posted by "merk" |
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Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |