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Favorite this joke Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom.
Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face.
"Where have you been?" demanded the worried look out.
"The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn't find the soap and a towel.
A homeowner phones a plumber, "Can you come over and fix my kitchen sink again?"
The plumber replied, "You know I'm always at your disposal."
(Little brother to his older sister) What is political correctness?
(Older sister) It's something you're not suppose to talk about.
(Little brother) How am I going to find out what it is if I can't talk about it?
(Older sister) You can talk about it but you have to talk about it in the right way.
(Little brother) How do I talk about it the right way?
(Older Sister) Just don't say anything and you can't go wrong!
(Little brother) How am I suppose to communicate and tell people how I feel.
(Older Sister) I haven't got that part figured out yet, it's a slippery slope.
(Little brother) What's a slippery slope?
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