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Make Me Look Sexy
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I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, “Make me look sexy!”

She then got drunk.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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In What Gear
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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It's Okay Officer
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I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, “Do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?”

So I said, “Oh, that’s okay, I’m not going that far.

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Minute Meal
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Yesterday, I ate a clock.

It was very time consuming.

Especially when I went back for seconds.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |