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The Runner Who Left
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Did you hear about the runner who left his math homework at the starting line?

He thought he could run away from his problems.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Make Me Look Sexy
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I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, “Make me look sexy!”

She then got drunk.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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In What Gear
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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It's Okay Officer
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I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, “Do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?”

So I said, “Oh, that’s okay, I’m not going that far.

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |