Best Jokes

On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and asked how they had done it.

"It all felt like five minutes..." the gentleman said slowly.

The stewardess had just begun to remark on what a sweet statement that was when he finished his sentence with a word that earned him a sharp smack on the head:

"...underwater."

I was working on making Thanksgiving dinner.

I was stuffing the turkey and realized how much I dislike raw turkey and raw chicken.

Then I realized its because they are fowl.

Q. What did the Indian say when the herd of Buffalo ran over his boy?

A. Bison

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.