Best Jokes

3 votes

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."

1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."

1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."

1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."

1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."

2014 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

Son: “Mom, can I have $20?”

Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?”

Son: “Well, isn't that what M-O-M stands for?”

3 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

Sherry is walking through the zoo when she notices Bill throwing $10 bills in the monkey cage.

Curious, she walks closer and asks, "Bill, what are you doing? Why are you giving the monkeys money?"

"The sign by the gate says it was okay," he replies.

Sherry looks at him quizzically, "It did?"

"Yes, it said, 'Do not feed. $10 fine.'"

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
$25.00 won 3 votes

Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...

Forgive me, for I have synonymed.

3 votes

posted by "Danny Jackson" |