Best Jokes

On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken."

A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a nearby building.

"What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter. "There's plenty of time left!"

This year I made my New Year's Resolution...

To finish everything I sta...

Zack and Tybe, two Country Farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece. They sold each one for a dollar.

After counting up their cash, they realized they'd wound up with the same amount of money they'd started out with.

"See! " said Tybe. "Ah told yew we shoulda got a bigger truck! "