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Favorite this joke A large two engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down.
"No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half-power.
Further on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we have no power. The good news is that this is a train and not a plane."
I was asking my friend at what point did Celsius and Fahrenheit become the same.
One of my other buddies quickly chimed in, "-40 degrees..."
Impressed I said, "I didn't know you were so knowledgeable in weather science?"
"I'm not," he said. "But I have been to Minnesota."
Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?
What do cows put in their coffee?
Calf-n-calf!
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