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Favorite this joke Working as a secretary in an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects. One day, security officers were questioning a man when they were suddenly called away on another emergency. To the horror of my sister and her colleagues, the man was left alone in the unlocked room.
After a few minutes, the door opened and he began to walk out. Summoning up her courage, one of the secretaries barked, "Get back in there and don't you come out until you're told!"
The man scuttled back inside and slammed the door. When the security people returned, the women reported what had happened. Without a word, an officer walked into the room and released the very frightened telephone repairman.
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Today in London, British Rockers Pete Townsend and Rodger Daltry, of the band The Who, broke into a Veterinary Hospital.
It it reported they set free all the Rottweilers and Pitt Bulls.
Police in Scotland Yard stated, "They now know that 'The Who' let the dogs out!"
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They thought they deserved a better celery!
(Client) No one understands me!
(Counselor) Why not?
(Client) It’s much like Newton’s third law of motion! The problem is the general derivation of the thrust equation forces pertaining to cognitive exchanges fail to achieve a proportional cohesion to the value of any given communicable sum. Do you know what I mean?
(Counselor) No…
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