Best Jokes

I was asking my friend at what point did Celsius and Fahrenheit become the same.

One of my other buddies quickly chimed in, "-40 degrees..."

Impressed I said, "I didn't know you were so knowledgeable in weather science?"

"I'm not," he said. "But I have been to Minnesota."

Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?

How do you know when you've really reached a mathematician's voice mail?

"The subscript you have dialed is syntaxed error at the moment, please rotate your calculator to 90 degrees and redial again."