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$9.00 won 3 votes

A large two engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down.

"No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half-power.

Further on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we have no power. The good news is that this is a train and not a plane."

3 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes

I was asking my friend at what point did Celsius and Fahrenheit become the same.

One of my other buddies quickly chimed in, "-40 degrees..."

Impressed I said, "I didn't know you were so knowledgeable in weather science?"

"I'm not," he said. "But I have been to Minnesota."

3 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Retired Terp" |
3 votes

Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

What do cows put in their coffee?


3 votes

posted by "Rolley Marvel" |