NEW!!! In Safeway Stores Everywhere... Google brand cell phones in a can!
You can find them in aisle '6' next to the latest I-Phone '7'.
'Generic' SD Memory Cards can be found in the 'pharmacy'.
Phone 'chargers' can be found, where else, but in 'Automotive' Department.
To Activate: Read directions carefully on cell phone can. When Google wrote the activation directions, he must have temporarily lost his own 'memory card'. So directions may be quite erratic and hard to follow. Good luck!
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