Best Jokes

3 votes

A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.

The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone. The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be disappointed.

Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out. She smiled. "He never found out. I made another cake and ate half!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes

A not-so-smart person walks up to the counter and says: "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke."

The man behind the counter says "Look around! This is a LIBRARY!"

"Oh, how silly of me." says the person. She then begins whispering, "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke..."

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes

When the Spider e-mailed the Fly, what did he say?

"Please, come see my WEB!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "PastorMcCue" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

I just got a job making plastic Draculas.

There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |