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Favorite this joke Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
He was a little hoarse
My goal for 2019 is to accomplish the goals set in 2018, which I should have done in 2017, because I promised to in 2016 and planned to do in 2015.
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop.
"What's the matter?!" she asked.
"Where's the body?!" demanded the officer.
"What are you talking about?"
"We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being butchered to pieces in this house."
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The policeman said, "What's he like?"
Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"
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