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John: "Hey Rick, why are you standing below the tube light with your mouth open?"

Rick: "Because the doctor told me to have a light dinner, but I don't think this is working."

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posted by "Ricky" |
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Did you hear that they moved all the prisoners from Alcatraz island over to the Greek island of Crete?

They also changed the name to Con-Crete!

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Lare Avery" |
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Relationships are a lot like algebra...

Have you ever looked at your 'X' and wondered 'Y'?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "iamacutie" |
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Now that I’m older I've realized the value of learning something new each day. I just wish I could remember it!

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |