Best Jokes

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Now that I’m older I've realized the value of learning something new each day. I just wish I could remember it!

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it...

If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, one older worker had had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |