Best Jokes

I just got a job making plastic Draculas.

There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.

A man with authority walks into a bar.

He orders everyone a round.

I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.

And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Friend 1: Let's go for a movie.

Friend 2: I've got a doctor's appointment today.

Friend 1: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick.