I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Friend 1: Let's go for a movie.
Friend 2: I've got a doctor's appointment today.
Friend 1: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick.
Interviewer: Your asking for a pretty high salary for someone without any experience.
Interviewee: Well, this job is going to be super hard since I don't know what I'm doing.
What compound is made by 2 urea proteins found in urine?