I just got a job making plastic Draculas.
There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.
A man with authority walks into a bar.
He orders everyone a round.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Friend 1: Let's go for a movie.
Friend 2: I've got a doctor's appointment today.
Friend 1: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick.