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One day two brothers named trouble and none of your business was out playing, trouble said you wanna play hide and seek, none of your business said sure, so none of your business counted while trouble went and hid. None of your business was looking under the cars and the police said son what's your name? The boy said none of your business, the police stunned said son are you looking for trouble? The boy said why yes!!!!

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "little Show" |
3 votes

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.

They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.

3 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Super Dave" |
3 votes

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The Retail Store!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Wei Ting" |
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Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?

He was a little hoarse

3 votes

posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |