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Favorite this joke "Bob, why don't you play golf with John anymore?" asked a friend.
"Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball with his foot when you weren't watching?" Bob asked.
"Well, no," admitted the friend.
"Neither will John," replied Bob.
Harry was at his golf club and went into the clubhouse to see whether anyone could offer him a lift to Hendon. Since his own car was off the road being serviced.
“Sure,” said Carmine, “I’ll give you a lift. My Rolls Royce is just outside.”
As they’re driving along, Harry says, “Carmine, what’s that thing on the dashboard ticking all the time?”
“That’s my digital clock.”
A few minutes later, Harry asks, “And what’s that thing on the dashboard moving up and down?”
“That’s my tachometer,” says Carmine.
Then a few minutes after that, Harry starts to ask, “But what’s that….”
“Hold on a minute, Harry,” says Carmine, “I can see you’ve never been in a Rolls Royce before.”
“Never in the front seat.” says Harry.
A husband and wife were arguing about who gets to go to the gym and who has to stay home and babysit.
The husband says, "If the gym just had child care we could go together."
To which his wife replied, "I think you'd frighten away the other children dear!"
Q: What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A: A mushroom.
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