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At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity?

Trick question.

Chuck Norris never loses.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I got really angry with my car navigation today. I even yelled at it and told it to "go to hell."

Twenty minutes later, it brought me in front of my mother-in-law’s house.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Hey, have you heard about the latest anonymous sperm bank being established by the State of Indiana?

It will be called "Hoosier Daddy!"

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posted by "OscarElPaso" |
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"Oh dear," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"

Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised. You've been giving me a piece of it every day for the past twenty years."

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posted by "merk" |