Best Jokes

Currently wearing some old spice...

It was oregano, I found it in the pantry.

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me."

A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."

Son: I watched a guy do 50 push-ups in a row. Can you do that, Dad?

Dad: Of course, son. Heck, I could probably watch someone do 100 push ups.

Why do gourmet cooks stock on on herbs and spices in the fall?

Because they're seasonal.