Best Jokes

A new neighbour called the Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on the road.

The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here. I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

Mabel never went to church. She always promised to go but never did. The pastor was astounded when she suddenly showed up for Sunday service. Thereafter she was there for every Sunday service.

Three months later, after a Sunday service, the pastor asked her, “What happened to you? You always dodged church and now it looks like you can't get enough of it?"

She replied, “It's this new car of mine pastor... they told me the warranty will lapse if I miss even one service!”