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Favorite this joke Dear Santa,
For this year I'm requesting a BIG bank account and a SMALL body.
P.S. Please don't mix them up like you did last year.
My wife and I were having a very hypothetical discussion... In the unlikely event that Hollywood made a movie based on our lives, we wondered what stars would play us.
"Who would you pick to portray you?" she asked me.
I thought about it for a minute, then answered, "George Clooney."
"In that case," she said, "I’ll play myself."
A new neighbour called the Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on the road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here. I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
It was so quiet in the bowling alley...
It was so quiet that you COULD hear a pin drop...
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