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Favorite this joke I have a way with women...
As soon as I open my mouth, they go a-way!
On social media I posted, “If anyone mentions Christmas before Thanksgiving, I'm going to delete them!”
The next day, I didn’t have any friends.
(German Sheppard parents to their puppy named Max) Max you'll need to keep your nose to the grindstone and become a working dog if you want to have a bright future.
(Max the puppy) But my friend has kept his nose to the grindstone and he doesn’t have a job.
(Mother replies) Not really Max, your friend Arf Arf is just a Pug.
Why doesn't Lebron James like Indian food?
Because it has "Curry" in it.
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