(German Sheppard parents to their puppy named Max) Max you'll need to keep your nose to the grindstone and become a working dog if you want to have a bright future.
(Max the puppy) But my friend has kept his nose to the grindstone and he doesn’t have a job.
(Mother replies) Not really Max, your friend Arf Arf is just a Pug.
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