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Therapist: "So why do you want to end your marriage?"

Wife: "I hate the constant star wars puns."

Husband: "Divorce is strong with this one!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Adie Peter" |
3 votes

The bank manager noticed the new clerk was not good at counting money and adding up figures.

"Where did you get your financial education?" he asked.

"Yale," replied the lad.

"And what's your name?" barked the manager.

"Yim Yohnston," he replied.

3 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |
$25.00 won 3 votes

I just got my boyfriend a 'get better soon' card.

He isn't sick, I just think he can get better.

3 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$25.00 won 3 votes

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You're under 21," replies the barman.

3 votes

posted by "Gegg Smith" |