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The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous.

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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A youngster was being shown a new baby who was very bald.

"Where did he come from?" he asked.

"From Heaven," replied a nurse.

Turning to his mother, the boy said, "Gee, they cut hair close in heaven, don't they?"

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Recently, I called to make reservations on a small charter plane that departs from Teterboro airport in New Jersey.

I knew that I would be flying in a very small plane, so I was not surprised when the clerk said, "The plane is very full with baggage and passengers." Then she asked, "How much do you weigh, sir?"

Not thinking clearly I answered, "With or without clothes?"

"Well," said the clerk, "how do you intend to travel?"

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posted by "HENNE" |