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What kind of phone does an optometrist have?

An “Eye Phone”!

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posted by "Heandshenanigans" |
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The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous.

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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A youngster was being shown a new baby who was very bald.

"Where did he come from?" he asked.

"From Heaven," replied a nurse.

Turning to his mother, the boy said, "Gee, they cut hair close in heaven, don't they?"

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep!

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posted by "wadejagz" |