What kind of phone does an optometrist have?
An “Eye Phone”!
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous.
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
A youngster was being shown a new baby who was very bald.
"Where did he come from?" he asked.
"From Heaven," replied a nurse.
Turning to his mother, the boy said, "Gee, they cut hair close in heaven, don't they?"
The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep!