Best Jokes

$10.00 won 3 votes

Hey Dad, can you pass the salt?

I don't know, son, can you pass the semester?

3 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "ajokes" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

A quiet, little man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sits there sipping his beer and minding his own business. All of a sudden, a big guy walks up to him and knocks him out cold and says to the barkeep, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a right-hook from Big Mike Finnigan."

A week later the little man shows up at the same bar and orders a beer. He again, sits there sipping his beer and minding his own business. The same big guy walks up to him, and the little guy knocks him out cold.

As he leaves the bar, the little guy says to the barkeep, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."

3 votes

posted by "Caesar" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

Why did the ballplayer bring a rope to the game?

He wanted to tie the score.

3 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |
3 votes

When I get really bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot.

Then I sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |