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Why did the ballplayer bring a rope to the game?

He wanted to tie the score.

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |
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When I get really bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot.

Then I sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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What kind of phone does an optometrist have?

An “Eye Phone”!

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posted by "Heandshenanigans" |
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The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous.

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |