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Favorite this joke A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?"
The man said, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events! You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday."
Organic chemistry is a very difficult subject...
Those who study it have ALKYNES of trouble.
On their second anniversary, a husband sent flowers to his wife at the office.
He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2!" on the card.
She was thrilled with the flowers, but not so pleased about the card: "Happy Anniversary. You're Number 2."
"These are the proper names for the parts of the golf course," a father instructed his ten year old.
You start at the tee, walk down the fairway and put your ball in the hole on the green.
"But dad, what do you call that part where your ball gets lost in the tall grass?" his son asked.
"Oh that's what I call the un-fairway," he replied.
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