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Favorite this joke As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale.
"I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested.
"I don't have a girlfriend," he answered.
"No girlfriend? Why not?"
"My wife won't let me. "
A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?"
The man said, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events! You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday."
Organic chemistry is a very difficult subject...
Those who study it have ALKYNES of trouble.
On their second anniversary, a husband sent flowers to his wife at the office.
He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2!" on the card.
She was thrilled with the flowers, but not so pleased about the card: "Happy Anniversary. You're Number 2."
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