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Favorite this joke The Sunday School teacher was asking why Little Johnny was late.
"I was going fishing but my father would not let me," replied Little Johnny.
"You are lucky to have a fine father like this. I am sure he explained to you why you should not go fishing on Sunday."
"Yes Ma'ma. He said there just was not enough bait for both of us to go."
i enjoy the comedy technique of Self-Deprecation...
But I am not very good with it.
I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.
I am LIVID!
"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, do fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after women!"
He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, "And tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!"
"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers. "How?"
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