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$8.00 won 3 votes

i enjoy the comedy technique of Self-Deprecation...

But I am not very good with it.

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posted by "shopin55" |
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I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.

I am LIVID!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, do fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after women!"

He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, "And tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!"

"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers. "How?"

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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A lion was stalking through the jungle one day when he came across a bull. The lion and the bull got into a tremendous battle, but in the end the lion killed the bull and ate him up. The lion was so pleased with himself that he threw back his head and roared and roared. The noise attracted a hunter who followed the sound until he found the lion. The hunter took aim and killed the lion with a single shot.

Moral: When you are full of bull, it’s wise to keep your mouth shut.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |