Harry was at his golf club and went into the clubhouse to see whether anyone could offer him a lift to Hendon. Since his own car was off the road being serviced.
“Sure,” said Carmine, “I’ll give you a lift. My Rolls Royce is just outside.”
As they’re driving along, Harry says, “Carmine, what’s that thing on the dashboard ticking all the time?”
“That’s my digital clock.”
A few minutes later, Harry asks, “And what’s that thing on the dashboard moving up and down?”
“That’s my tachometer,” says Carmine.
Then a few minutes after that, Harry starts to ask, “But what’s that….”
“Hold on a minute, Harry,” says Carmine, “I can see you’ve never been in a Rolls Royce before.”
“Never in the front seat.” says Harry.
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