Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?"
The other replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs!"
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway... after that he's running out!
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...
...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Which member of the surgical team falls asleep during an operation?
The Anaesthetist of course.