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Why can't towels tell jokes?

Because they have a dry sense of humor.

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posted by "Heaven" |
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Brian, one of the worlds greatest hypochondriacs, bumped into his Dr. one day at the supermarket. “Doc!” Brian exclaimed, “I’ve been meaning to tell you, remember those voices I kept on hearing in my head? I haven’t heard them in over a week!”

“Wow! What wonderful news Brian! I’m so happy for you!” his Dr. exclaimed.

“Wonderful?” asked a dismal looking Brian. “There’s nothing wonderful about it. I’m afraid my hearing is starting to go now!"

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posted by "mickey" |
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Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?"

The other replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs!"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfway... after that he's running out!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |