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The clergyman of a large church, having just arrived in Fort Smith, was being shaved by a local barber that was addicted to occasional drinking sprees. There was an unmistakable odor of whisky around the barber's face and the razor suddenly nicked the man's face.

"You see, that comes from taking too much drink," said the clergyman.

"You're right," said the barber. "Drinking does make the skin tender, that's a fact."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?


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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Dance instructor says, "Everyone get in line and we will get started learning the salsa!"

Me, hiding a bag of tortilla chips, “I think there’s been a misunderstanding..."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Shop assistant: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small.

Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?

Psychic: I'm a medium.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |