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You have $400 and your daughter calls and needs $250. Later on you son calls and needs $100.

What do you have left?

$400 and 2 missed calls!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Different views on doing laundry...

Son away at college: If it's clean it goes on the floor. If it's dirty it goes on the floor over there.

Husband while wife is away: If I just take things out of the hamper as I need them, I do not have anything to fold.

Wife: With the amount of laundry I do, there must be more people living in this house!

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Went to the gym and there's a new machine.

I used it for an hour and felt sick.

Its good though, it does everything.

Kit Kats, Mars bars, Snickers, etc...

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.

“You’ve given me one too many.”

“That one is a freebie.”

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |