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A married couple are arguing back and forth about the husband's time on Facebook and Twitter.

The wife threatens, "If you continue to spend more time on Twitter and Facebook, then I will spend more time on Amazon and EBay!"

The husband goes offline immediately.

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My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana.

I guess my property line isn’t where I thought it was.

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I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.

I don’t know why.

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You are so bald... that I can tell what's on your mind!

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posted by "barber7796" |