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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Dance instructor says, "Everyone get in line and we will get started learning the salsa!"

Me, hiding a bag of tortilla chips, “I think there’s been a misunderstanding..."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Shop assistant: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small.

Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?

Psychic: I'm a medium.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Pete: "What's that you have in your buttonhole?"

Donald: "That's a chrysanthemum."

Pete: "It looks like a rose to me!"

Donald: "Your wrong, its a chrysanthemum."

Pete: "Then spell it."

Donald: "K-r-i-s.....your right, it is a rose."

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posted by "Benjones" |