What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?
Dance instructor says, "Everyone get in line and we will get started learning the salsa!"
Me, hiding a bag of tortilla chips, “I think there’s been a misunderstanding..."
Shop assistant: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small.
Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?
Psychic: I'm a medium.
Pete: "What's that you have in your buttonhole?"
Donald: "That's a chrysanthemum."
Pete: "It looks like a rose to me!"
Donald: "Your wrong, its a chrysanthemum."
Pete: "Then spell it."
Donald: "K-r-i-s.....your right, it is a rose."