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Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.

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posted by "srinu" |
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I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately.

It means a lot to him.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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The well known concert pianist agreed to listen to a friend's daughter play the piano. He was a very polite man and didn't make a wry face, even though he wanted to.

"Do you think I should go to the conservatory in Paris?" she asked after she had finished.

"It can't hurt," he replied hastily. "There are many eligible bachelors there."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram...

I was like 0mg!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |