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Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"

Student: "By staying at home?"

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.

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posted by "srinu" |
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"What did you buy your husband for his birthday?"

"Well, knowing he wanted a journal, I bought him one that locked since he's so particular about his notes."

"And surely you bought something for yourself too?"

"Oh, of course! I made myself a duplicate key."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately.

It means a lot to him.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |