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I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.

I don’t know why.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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You are so bald... that I can tell what's on your mind!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

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posted by "maryjones" |
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Two men were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking himself.
One man said "I wish I could do that."
The other man said "you should probably just pet him first."

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posted by "JerryU" |