I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.
I don’t know why.
You are so bald... that I can tell what's on your mind!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic.
Two men were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking himself. One man said "I wish I could do that." The other man said "you should probably just pet him first."