Best Jokes

$50.00 won 9 votes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

9 votes

posted by "maryjones" |
$9.00 won 9 votes

After waiting in the hospital the nurse approached and inquired of the father, "What do you want? A boy or girl?"

The father replied, "A boy!"

The nurse said, "Well this time you got a girl."

"That's okay," said the father, being very reflective. "That was my second choice."

9 votes

posted by "Egbert" |
$7.00 won 9 votes

Each year our company holds a training session in the conference room of the same hotel. When we were told we would not be able to reserve our usual location, my secretary, Gail, spent many hours on the phone trying to work out alternative arrangements.

Finally, when the details were ironed out, she burst into my office. "Great news, Scott!" she announced. "We’re getting our regular room at the hotel!"

All eyes were on Gail and me as she suddenly realized she had interrupted a meeting with co-workers.

9 votes

posted by "sravanthi" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

A married couple are arguing back and forth about the husband's time on Facebook and Twitter.

The wife threatens, "If you continue to spend more time on Twitter and Facebook, then I will spend more time on Amazon and EBay!"

The husband goes offline immediately.

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Kyoto" |