Don't eat the French Fish...
Mother: "Son, finish your breakfast. It's not good to leave things undone or unfinished."
Son: "Then I will go back to sleep."
Son: "Because I want to finish my sleep."
Panhandler: "Please sir, can you give me $10?"
Man: "Sorry, don't have any change. All I have is a $50 bill."
Panhandler: "No problem sir, if you donate $50 today, you can take advantage of the 10% cash back offer!"
Two pumpkins in the pumpkin patch were discussing what they wanted to be for Halloween.
One said he wanted to be a Jack-O Lantern, "... but I don't know if I can make the cut."